Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date? A: If you’re not in bed by 12, come home.

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the
first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out “GREEN SIDE UP!”.

In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled “GREEN SIDE UP!”.

The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled “GREEN SIDE UP!”.

The lady then asked him, “Why do you keep yelling ‘green side up’?”.

“I’m sorry,” came the reply. “But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.”

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?

A: An interpreter.

Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?

A: They can’t figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages

Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.