A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

Cop: Do you know where you were going?

Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad, cause all the people were leaving!

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel

Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?

A: Butter is difficult to spread.

Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing?

A: She was run over by the Zambonis machine

Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

A1:
10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
A2: Three. . . one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

A3: Two. . . one to make batter and one to peel the M&Ms.