A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but
she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune . . . the Supermarket manager sees her and shuts the horse off.

Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?

Blonde: Oh, I’m an American

In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were a
brunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and a blonde-Sandy.
The second race was the Breast Stroke…the order of finish was:

The brunette came in first, the redhead second,… “but wait”, where was
the blonde??? She was still racing!

When she got to the finish line…she said ” THEY CHEATED!!”
The Judge said “how??”

The dumb blonde screamed…”THEY USED THEIR ARMS!”

FINALLY,THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES !

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me.

I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it
started.”

Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s done…the blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.”

He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax.let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then ……

He sighed…………….

“Let’s put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box…….”

10. Invalid user, not competent, or brain empty.
9. Random dara error writing all over drive C.
8. Fatal user imput error; file destroyed.
7. Destroy another? (y/n)
6. Qualified user not found
5. System is tired of reading Drive C; drive no longer valid.
4. make my day? (y/n)
3. /f parameter not specified; random dialog from Mary Worth comic strip written to all *.DOC files.
2. Bad language or stupid file name
1. Get someone who knows what he’s doing; press any key when ready