There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the
third grade. Who had the biggest tits?

The blonde, because she was
18.

here was a blonde and a brunette on either sides of a river.

The brunette wanted to get to the side the blonde was on so she
yelled across “how do you get to the other side?” to the blonde.

The blonde answered “DUH! You ARE on the other side!”.

The blonde reported for her University final examination which
consists of “yes/no” type questions.

She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question
paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her
purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking
the answer sheet – Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an
hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it
out.

During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the
coin, swearing and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.

“I finished the exam in half and hour. But, she says, I am
rechecking my answers!”

Q: Why did the blonde take some bread to the Toilet?
A: Because she wanted to feed the Toilet Duck

Q: Why was the blonde staring at the Orange juice?
A: Because it said Concentrate.

Q: What does a blonde do after waking up?
A1: Go Home.
A2: Introduce herself to the guy on the bed.