Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up

Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor.
Doctor: You should diet.
Trish: Really? What color?

Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

A: The 1984 Hide and Seek World Champion.

To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question.

Automatically the blonde will shake her head from shoulder to shoulder saying “I don’t know.”

How do you get a blond out of a tree? Wave

How do you drown a blond? Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the toliet and tell her to sniff.

What is the diference between a blond and a mosquito? A mosquito knows when to stop sucking.

When can you tell witch cars a blond’s car? The stick shift is wet.