Manliness defines the physical and behavioral attributes of a real man. (Not a woman, a man.) The subject of much scholarly debate, manliness is regularly addressed in such peer-reviewed journals as Playgirl and Men Magazine. The world’s great inebriated leaders and visionaries, such as Winston Churchill, John F. Kennedy, and George W. Bush are manly, not only because they’re men, but because they’re men who will drink a pint of whiskey and can still run a country and/or take a bullet.
Manliness, like religion, is a truth that permeates all cultures, languages, and action movie studios. However, not all cultures are of equal manliness; Canadians for example are considerably less manly, (although more wealthy), than Mexicans. Moreover, a truly manly man is someone who cuts to the chase, calls it like it is, and sips cognac while playing tackle football in a trenchcoat.
A wife comes in and yells, “Honey! Pack your clothes! I just won the lottery!”
Her husband yells back, “But should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?”
The wife replies, “I don’t care! Just get the hell out!”
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A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. Their passion is heating up. Then the wife stops and says: “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”
The husband says: “WHAT??” The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen and he might as well deal with it.
The next day the husband takes his wife shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has Read More…
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A married couple was planning to go on vacation in Key West, Florida. The man went down first, while the wife was finishing up a business meeting in New York City. The husband arrived and decided to email his wife to tell her he arrived in Key West.
After he typed his message, he accidentally typed in the wrong email address. The email went to a woman who was grieving over her recently deceased husband. The grieving woman checked her email, read the man’s letter, Read More…
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A man complains to a friend, “I can’t take it anymore.”
“What’s wrong?” his concerned friend asks.
“It’s my wife. Everytime we have an argument, she gets historical!”
“You mean hysterical,” his friend said, chuckling.
“No, I mean HISTORICAL,” the man insists. “Every argument we have, she’ll go ..”I still remember that time when you ….”
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John asked his wife, Mary, what she wanted to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new mink coat?” he asked.
“Not really,” said Mary.
“Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?” said John.
“No,” she responded.
“What about a new vacation home in the country?” he suggested.
She again rejected his offer. “Well what would you like for our anniversary?” John asked.
“John, I’d like a divorce,” answered Mary.
“Sorry, I wasn’t planning to spend that much,” said John.
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