George Bush: When you rearrange the letters becomes He bugs Gore.

Dormitory: … Dirty room

Evangelist: … Evil’s agent

Desperation: … A rope ends it
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10. Being told to ‘Think outside the box’ when you’re in a box all day long!

9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who’s behind you.

8. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.

7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right mouse button, you’ll get a piece of cheese!
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You Are Different and That’s Bad
The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Veggies
Dad’s New Wife Steve
Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
All Cats Go to Hell
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly
Strangers Have the Best Candy
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

-Your village called- they’re missing an idiot.

-I’m the man of the house and i have my wife’s permission to say so!

-There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.

-Sex on TV can’t hurt unless you fall off.

-HEALTH is merely the slowest possible rate at which on can DIE.

-Follow your dreams (except the on where your at school in your underwear)

-on a bumbper sticker: Insured with the mafia; you hit us and we’ll hit you!

free yorkshire terrier. 8 years old. Hateful little dog.
free puppies: 1/2 cocker spaniel 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog
free puppies…part german shepherd part stupid dog
German shepherd 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

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