A red head, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender asks the redhead what she would like. She says, “I’ll have a A.L.”

The bartender looks lost, and so the redhead says, “Daaaaa, an Amstel Lite!”

Next, the bartender asks the brunette what she would like. The brunette says, “I’ll have a B.L.”

With this, the bartender gets a grin on his face and says, “A Bud Lite,right?”

The brunette says, “Daaaaa, a Becks lite!”

Feeling really dumb, he asks the blonde what she would like to drink. The blonde says, “I’ll have a 15.”

The bartender says to himself, “A 15, a 15, a 15?”

The Blonde says, “daaaaa, a 7 and 7.”

A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table.

The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!”

Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!”

Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!”

Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts. Up jumps the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!”

The bartender can’t contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed children’s jigsaw puzzle. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, “What’s all the chanting and celebration about?”

The blonde who brought in the picture explains, “Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together.

“The side of the box said 2 to 4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!”

Two blondes went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.

After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said,

Im chopping down the next tree I see. I dont care whether its decorated or not!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?

A: She kept having affairs with men!

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?

A: She fell out of the tree.