FINALLY,THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES !

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me.

I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it
started.”

Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s done…the blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.”

He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax.let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then ……

He sighed…………….

“Let’s put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box…….”

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.

The brunette said, “We should go to Mars.”
The redhead said, “We should go to the Moon.”

The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a while. Suddenly, the blonde shouts, “Stop arguing! I know where the next expedition should be to … the Sun!”

The brunette and the redhead looked at each other and started laughing. The brunette finally said, “You can’t go to the Sun. You would melt or burn up before you even got close!”

The blonde said, “DUH… Not if you go at night!”

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”
A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, “Daaady!”

A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

Cop: Do you know where you were going?

Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad, cause all the people were leaving!

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel