Q: How to communicate with a fish?
A: Drop him a line!

Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?

Because they had just finished a 31 day March!

Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the bottom.

Son: But I want to learn to swim?

What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?

A bald eagle!

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