Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!

A little girl and her mother were out and about.

Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, “Mommy, How old are you?”
Read More…

TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES

10. They tilt their head sideways to smile.

9. When you ground them, they say, “Your UI could really use some work.”

8. They say, “My dad can beat your dad at Quake.”

7. Instead of laughing, they say, “LOL.”

6. They insult kids by saying, “And you’ve got limited bandwidth!”

5. They change the answering machine message to “BRB, leave your URL, and we’ll TTYL.”

4. This is how they ask someone out on a date: “Umm, uh, well…see ya!”

3. Calling from camp, your homesick child says, “I’m roaming outside my service area!”

2. When you ask if they’ve finished their book report, they say, “It’s in beta, but it’ll ship in time.”

1. You’re telling them something they don’t want to hear. They’re saying, “NAK, NAK, NAK” the whole time.

There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them to court.

The judge says, “do you want to live with your dad?” the kid says “no! he beats me!”. The judge says,”you want to live with your mom?” “no! she beats me too!”.

So the judge says, “who do you want to live with then?”

The kid says, “The Cleveland Browns…they can’t beat anybody!”