Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?
A: A watchdog!

Q: Why do male deer need braces?
A: Because they have “buck teeth!”

Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can see right through him.

Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who is your favorite music composer?”

The second chicken responds “bach, bach, bach!”

Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther? Boy #2: That’s nothing! My granny was once face-to-face with a lion! It was drooling…coming closer…closer…

Boy #1: Gosh! What’d she do?

Boy #2: She moved away from the cage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!