Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long has this been going on?

Girl: About a year. Doctor: Wow! Why didn’t you tell me sooner?

Girl: Because we needed the eggs!

How did the sand get wet? The sea weed!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Banana! Banana who?

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Banana! Banana who?

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Banana! Banana who?

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Orange! Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana!

Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?

A: Booger King!!!

A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.”

“Well Mr.. frog, go over there to Mrs. Black’s desk, she is the loan manager, I’m sure she will be happy to talk to you,” The head desk says.

The frog hops over to Mrs. Patty Black’s desk and says, “I wanna loan.”

Mrs. Black says, “Well Mr. Frog, we will have to get some paperwork for you to sign, so if you will wait right here…” At this point the frog pulls out of his knapsack a golden disk and hands it over to her.

She asks, confused, “What is this?”

The frog croaks back, “I wanna loan.” She rubs her head, and walks back to her boss and says, “I don’t get it, a frog hops in here wanting a loan, and gives me this golden disk. Do you know what it is?”

The boss laughs and says, “It’s a knick-knack Patty Black, give the frog a loan!”