• I won’t stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
• You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
• Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you. Read More…

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
Ive heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but Im new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
Im a thief, and Im here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

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A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.
All this could be yours for one low, low price!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are my undies showing? Answer: “No.” You: “Would you like them to?
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
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