Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A. Well-hung!!

One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly stopped, bent down to the ground and said, – “Buffalo Come!”

And the Lone Ranger said, “How do you know Tonto?”

Tonto replied, – “Ear stuck to ground…”

Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?
A: “You feed the kids – I’ll feed the fish.”

Q: What does NASA stand for?
A1: Need Another Seven Astronauts
A2: Need Another Shuttle Also

Q: Did you know why there was only one black crew member on Challenger?
A: They didn’t know it was going to blow up.

Q: Did you know that NASA has a new space drink?
A: Ocean Spray – It was their second choice because they couldn’t get 7-UP.

Q: On future shuttle missions, why will one of the astronauts have to be a naval officer?
A: So when they decide to use it as an experimental submarine, they’ll have a rated officer onboard.

Q: How many people will fit in a Florida Volkswagen?
A: Four in the seats and seven in the ashtray.

John receives a phone call.

“Hello,” he answers. The voice on the other end says, “This is Susan. We met at a party about 3 months ago.”

John: “hmmm… Susan? You say we met 3 months ago?”

Susan: “Yes, it was at Bill’s house. After the party gave me a ride home. On the way home, we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport.”

John: “Oh, yeah! Susan! How are have you been?”

Susan: “Well, I’m pregnant and I’m going to kill myself.”

John: “Say, you really ARE a good sport!”

What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!