A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with what he sees. He starts to review patients to see what they will do when they get out.

He walks up to the first guy and sees him throwing a football around. He automatically knows that he wants to be a football player.

He walks up to another guy and sees him throwing a baseball around. He could automatically tell that he wanted to be a baseball player.

He walks to the next cell and sees a man with his dick in a bowl of peanuts. He flips out and asks what he is doing. The man replies “I’m fucking nuts, I’m never getting out of here!”

Why did Helen Keller go insane?

She tried to read a stucco wall.

How do you confuse the heck out of Helen Keller?

You glue doorknobs to the walls.

A woman goes to her docter and tells him that she can�t get any from her husband. So he gives her some pills and says �they are experimental pills, put two into his coffee and see what happens�.

So she does and the next morning come back and says “the sex was great what if I use ten?�

And the docter replied �they are experimental pills so try it and see what happens�.

So the next day she comes back and says �the sex was better, can I put the whole bottle in and see what happens?”

The next morning a little boy comes in and says, �my mother�s dead, my sister�s pregnant, my arse hurts like hell and my father is sitting in the corner saying here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.”

Why did Helen Keller go insane?

She tried to read a stucco wall.