Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the older one) and Andrew that they were going to go upstairs for a bit(to do their little freaky thing).
One day Scott got curious to what they were doing up there, so the next time they said that they were going to go upstairs he very cautiously followed them.
He peeked in through the crack in the door and whispered, “Hey Andrew, come look at this. Guess what the woman who told us never to suck our thumbs is sucking?!”
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Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?
Because she uses the other to moan.
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A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.
“I put on stocking on one leg. One stocking on the other leg, and between the two I make a living.”
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Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?
Answer: You get mono from snatching a kiss….
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Whats the square root of 69?
ANSWER — EIGHT something
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