In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of battered
women.

And to think… all this time, I have been eating mine plain!

Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. 2, the trick is getting them IN there.

One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So he headed upstairs and opened her bedroom door.

To his surprise, he saw his dad stripped naked on top of his mom, who was also naked, both heavily into the sexual act. Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continued to do what they were doing.

After a couple of minutes, Mikey asked, “Daddy, can I climb on top and have a horsey ride?”

The dad thinks for a second, “Of course son, we’re a family.”

After a couple more minutes his mother starts moaning and writhing wildly.

“Hang on Dad!” cries Mikey, “This is where me and the mailman usually fall off!”

Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A: A hooker can clean her crack and resell it the next day.

One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep, but STARK NAKED on a beach blanket. So.. he decided to go down & get some.

So after he had done the deed, he flew away. Then Wonderwoman got up and said “What was THAT?” And the invisible man said “I don’t know… but my butt sure hurts.”