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A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry.

“I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest”, said the eldest daughter.

He then asked his second daughter whom she would like to marry.

“I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest”, said the second daughter.

He finally asked his youngest daughter whom she would like to marry.

“I would like to marry a man with one draggin’ on the ground”, said the youngest daughter.

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged that they had for the past five years covertly funded a project with US auto makers whereby the auto makers installed black boxes in four wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states that the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, “Oh, Shit!” Only the states of West Virginia, Georgia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, Texas, and Tennessee were different, where over 89.3 percent of the final words were: “Hold my beer and watch this.”