Pamela Anderson buys a box of laundry detergent, and it says on the box, “20 uses”. A day later, she calls the laundry detergent company and says” I bought your product and the box says ’20 uses’, but all it does is my laundry!

Pamela Anderson was bragging about her knowledge of world capitals. She proudly says, “Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them.”

Tom Cruise says, “OK, what’s the capital of London?”

Pamela replies, “Oh, that’s easy: L.”

Pamela Anderson went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman.

“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman “I would like to buy this TV.”

“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied. “Darn, he recognized me,” she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color,
new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman.

“I would like to buy this TV.” “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied. Frustrated, Pamela exclaimed “How do you know
I’m a blonde?” “Because that’s a microwave,” he replied.