Celebrities make us feel good, most of the time. Actors, politicians (ok, not all of them), business men, musicians, football players, you name it …
In this category, the joke is on them. Enjoy
 
“The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science. Whoever does not know it and can no longer wonder, no longer marvel, is as good as dead, and his eyes are dimmed.”
–”The World As I See It,” originally published in FORUM AND CENTURY, 1931.
“Try to become not a man of success, but try rather to become
a man of value.”
–Life magazine. May 2, 1955.
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Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A. There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon.”
In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release stating (by Mr Welch himself):
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API – Time Magazine reports an interesting case of high-tech graffiti. It seems that a couple of Intel engineers working on the design of a recent version of the Pentium microprocessor included a message that describes their feelings about Bill Gates, president of Microsoft, a good corporate pal of Intel’s.
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