Celebrities make us feel good, most of the time. Actors, politicians (ok, not all of them), business men, musicians, football players, you name it …
In this category, the joke is on them. Enjoy
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey,
Pop! What are you doin’?”
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Some great Chuck Norris jokes:   C
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks its closet for the iphone. Too bad he didnt look under the bed.
The iphone can taser your enemies so hard that it can actually alter their DNA. Decades from now, their descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell What the hell was that?
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1 Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what hed like to eat. “Ill have some fuckin French toast,” he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. “Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin French toast for me,” he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. “I dont know,” he says meekly, “but I definitely dont want the fuckin French toast.” Read More…
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1. You immediately complain that this should be subscripted as zero.
2. Most people say “Go To Hell,” but you tell people to redirect to
/dev/null.
3. By the time you’ve gotten here in the document, you’ve run Tidy
or a similar app to check my X/HTML skills.
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A property manager dies and soon finds himself standing in front of St. Peter. St. Peter tells him “You have a choice of going to heaven or to hell and I suggest you check them both out before deciding.” So he chooses to check out hell first.
He goes down to hell and finds himself in the middle of the biggest party he has ever seen. People are dancing and drinking and doing the limbo (and nobody’s doing the Macarena!). Everyone is laughing and having a great time. Read More…
