Mr. Bates was introducing his family members to his Psychiatrist friend. Bates: Please meet my wife Mrs. Bates, my daughter Miss Bates and then my son Master Bates. Psychiatrist: Does he? Send him to my clinic. I will make him alright.

The best blush to use is laughter: It puts roses in your cheeks and in your soul.
- Linda Knight

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
- Arnold Glasow
Laughter is the most healthful exertion.
- Christoph Wilhelm Hufeland
Laughter is part of the human survival kit.
- David Nathan
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-Cummings
He who laughs, lasts.
-Victor Borge
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
- Edison
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke
-Unknown
Laughter is the language of the Gods
- Russ Dudley.
Friendship: a building contract you sign with laughter and break with tears
- Unknown
Those who don’t know how to weep with their whole heart don’t know how to laugh either.
-Unknown
Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-Lord Chesterfield (1694-1773).
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.
- Oscar Wilde
If taking vitamins doesn’t keep you healthy enough, try more laughter: The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.
- Nicolas-Sebastien Chamfort
Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.
- Lord Byron
Of all days, the day on which one has not laughed is the one most surely wasted. Sébastien
- Roch Nicolas de Chamfort
If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love
- Maya Angelou
While the laughter of joy is in full harmony with our deeper life, the laughter of amusement should be kept apart from it. The danger is too great of thus learning to look at solemn things in a spirit of mockery, and to seek in them opportunities for exercising wit.
-Lewis Carroll
Seven days without laughter makes one weak
- Joel Goodman
Always leave them laughing when you say goodbye
- Lessing.
A laugh is worth a hundred groans in any market
- George M. Cohan
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people
- Victor Borge
Laughter is an instant vacation
- Milton Berle
Laughter is by definition healthy.
- Poole
He who laughs last, didn’t get the joke.
-Sir Peter Ustinov (1921- ).
He who can laugh at himself will always be entertained.
- Steve Martin
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.
- Jean Houston
One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter.
- Francoise Sagan
In my mind, there is nothing so illiberal and so ill bred as audible laughter
- Buddhist Proverb
I always knew I would look back on my tears and laugh, but I never knew I would look back at my laughter and cry
-John Powell.
We love a joke that hands us a pat on the back while it kicks the other fellow downstairs.
-Lamb.
There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at.
- Goethe
No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.
- Thomas Carlyle
One can know a man from his laugh, and if you like a man’s laugh before you know anything of him, you may confidently say that he is a good man.
-Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky
There is a kind of laughter that sickens the soul. Laughter when it is out of control: when it screams and stamps its feet, and sets the bells jangling in the next town. Laughter in all its ignorance and cruelty. Laughter with the seed of Satan in it. It tramples upon shrines; the belly – roarer. It roars, it yells, it is delirious: and yet it is as cold as ice. It has no humor. It is naked noise and naked malice.
- Mervyn Peake

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“Congratulations to Hillary Clinton. The big winner up there in New Hampshire. Congratulations to her, did a a nice job. Yeah, despite all the predictions by the pundits, Hillary Clinton refused to roll over. How many times has Bill heard that?” –Jay Leno
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