Q. What occupies the last 6 pages of the Lada User’s Manual?
A. The bus and train timetables.
Q. What do you call a Lada on a hill?
A. A bloody miracle.
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An MG Midget pulled alongside a Rolls-Royce at a traffic light. “Do you have a car phone?” its driver asked the guy in the Rolls.
“Of course I do,” replied the haughty deluxe-car driver.
“Well, do you have a fax machine?”
The driver in the Rolls sighed. “I have that too.”
“Then do you have a double bed in the back?” the Midget driver wanted to know.
Ashen-faced, the Rolls driver sped off. That afternoon, he had a mechanic install a double bed in his auto.
A week later, the Rolls driver passes the same MG Midget, which is parked on the side of the road–back windows fogged up and steam pouring out. The arrogant driver pulls over, gets out of the Rolls and bangs on the Midget’s back window until the driver sticks his head out. “I want you to know that I had a double bed installed,” brags the Rolls driver.
The Midget driver is unimpressed. “You got me out of the shower to tell me that?”
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon.”
In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release stating (by Mr Welch himself):
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A taxi driver driving a Mercedes-Benz picked up a rather simple looking fellow at the airport one day.
When the gentleman got in and they started on their way he enquired what the three pinned emblem on the front is for. The driver replied “why it’s for lining it up at people so you can run them down”.
“Ah I see”, said the man.
With this the taxi driver starts heading straight for an elderly woman but at the last second swerves away and hears a loud bang, he looks curiously over at the passenger who is hanging out of the car with the door wide open: “I thought you were going to miss there for a minute!”.
