Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
A: He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Q: What’s Irish and sits outside in the summertime?
A: Paddy O’Furniture!

Q: What are the best ten years of an Irishman’s life?
A: Third grade.

Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine?
A: Knock on the hatch.

Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate?
A: He’s the one with patches over both eyes.