Q: What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
A: Sir.

Q: What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?
A: Anything you want, it can’t hear you.

Q: Why do elephants drink so much?
A: To try to forget.

Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Q: Why did the Elephant stand on the marshmellow?
A: So she wouldn’t fall in the hot chocolate.

Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
A: You don’t, you get down from a duck.

Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly?
A: Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin.

Q: What’s grey and white on the inside and red on the outside?
A: An inside out elephant.

Q: What’s grey and white on the inside and red and white on the outside?
A: Campbell’s Cream of Elephant soup.

Q: What is grey and not there.
A: No elephants.