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Dumb Mississippi Laws




Vagrancy is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $201 fine. -Sec. 97-35-37

Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging.

Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road.

Columbus
The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it.

Oxford
Motor vehicles on the square are prohibited.

It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session.

Horn honking is not permitted as it might scare horses.

One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square.

Tylertown
It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.

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