Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super Bowl and how hard it was to get any sleep the night before the big game. “I was awakened at one, two and four in the morning by a drunk cheerleader banging on the door and screaming,” he recalled.

“That’s terrible,” said Williams. “How’d you ever get any sleep?”

“At five o’clock I finally unlocked the door and let her out,” replied Irvin.