< size="2">40-ish…………………………..56+ (it’s the red convertible that makes him feel so young)
Active…………………………..Gets up to get his own damn beer
Adventurous…………………..Asks for extra spicy on his burrito supreme
Enjoys cooking………………Can operate microwave
Enjoys travel………………….Never asks for directions
Athletic………………………..Loves playing Madden 08 on XBox 360
Generous……………………..Incapable of thinking of anyone other than himself
Romantic……………………..Has Viagra prescription
Considerate…………………..Leaves seat up and is a bad aim.
Emotional…………………….Gets pissed when out of beer
Loves pets……………………Does not pick up poop especially from some dumbass little dog
Loves children……………….Really doesn’t like poop so get used to it
Loves family………………….Will probably hit on your sister.
Loves strong coffee………….Usually hung over
Looking for soul mate………Search likely to go on for a long, long time
Slim…………………………….Sickly.
Boyish-charm………………..Momma’s boy
Youthful……………………….Bald as a baby
Man’s man……………………Hair growing everywhere even where seemingly impossible
Loves to laugh……………….Smokes too much pot