A friend of mine fixed me up with this guy to double date with her and her boyfriend. When we were ordering dinner, the waitress asked him what he wanted to drink. The guy said “Coke”. The waitress replied that they
only had “Pepsi”. He agreed and as the waitress walked away the guy said, “I don’t know what the big deal is, why they only carry Coke or Pepsi. They’re all owned by the same company. You know, Coca-COLA.
Pepsi-COLA.”

The sad part about it was he was totally serious. Needless to say, this man won’t be fathering my children.