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Clinton\\\’s Clock




Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really wants, but everyone else will ignore.

So one day, he hires a new secretary, and then calls her over the intercom. “Hello Ms., could you please come in here and fix my clock”. Of course, she innocently agreed. She walked into the office, and looked around. “Where’s the clock sir?”, she asked.

Suddenly, the president stood up and dropped his pants. “That’s not a clock Mr. Clinton !”, she exclaimed.

“It will be”, he replied, “Once you put two hands and a face on it !”.

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