Bill Clinton and Al Gore recently went to a diner to get a bite to eat.

A good looking waitress comes up and asks, “Can I take your order?”

Clinton says, “Yes, I like a quickie!”

She turns a little read and say, “Sir, with your past state of affairs I don’t think you should even be suggesting something like that. I will come back when you are ready to order from the MENU!”

As she walks away Gore leans over and says, “Bill, its pronounced quiche”.