Q: What’s the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant?
A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.

Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?
A: Koresh only burned 85 people.

Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?
A: Some people still believe in David Koresh.

Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin?
A: Some of Stalin’s subjects admired him.

Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One–she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Q: What’s the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?
A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?
A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Q: When will there be a woman in the White House?
A: When Hillary leaves town.

Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt?
A: Yogurt has culture.

Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?
A: Highway 55.

Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face?
A: He is stupid!

Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice?
A: He keeps having to eat his words.

Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead?
A: His heart stops bleeding.

Q: How does Al Gore spell potato?
A: T-A-T-E-R.