Q: What’s Bill’s fondest wish now?
A: That someone would wave a hand at him using more than one finger.

Q: What’s a Clinton sandwich?
A: Pure bologna piled high and deep.

Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?
A: For spare parts.

Q: Did you hear that the Clinton’s had Air Force 1 remodeled?
A: Now it’s got two left wings.

Q: Why is Bill Clinton called “middle of the road Democrat”?
A: Because he’s got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.

Q: Why is Bill Clinton’s economic plan called positively atheist?
A: Because it hasn’t got a prayer.

Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who’d land first?
A: Who cares!

Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck?
A: Trying to save both faces.

Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved?
A: The United States of America!

Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails?
A: Because when his term is through, he won’t be going to school.

Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?
A: Heredity.