Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It’s irrelevant; they still don’t know they’re in the dark!

Q: What’s the best job a dumb blonde ever had?
A: Vice-president of the United States.

Q: Have you heard about the new Bill Clinton doll?
A: You pull a little ring and it never tells the same story twice!

Q: What do Hillary Clinton and Marie Antoinette have in common?
A: Nothing . . . yet.

Q: Why does Hillary Clinton often wear turtle necks when attending Bill’s speaking engagements?
A: So you can’t see her adam’s apple move as he speaks.

Q: What’s Clinton doing to make Americans happy?
A: If you’ve paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family–you’re happy.