Q: What is the difference between Clinton’s health care plan and a kidney stone?
A: A kidney stone is easier to pass.
Q: What is the difference between Hitler and Bill Clinton?
A: Hitler intended to deliver on his speeches.
Q: What is the difference between the U.S. and the former USSR?
A: The U.S. still has a Communist Party in power.
Q: What does Clinton need to stop the white water?
A: A water gate.
Q: Why are they renaming Arkansas Highway 50 the “Bill Clinton Highway?”
A: The road is crooked, slick, and has a yellow stripe down the middle.
Q: What do Hillary Clinton and the Dallas Cowboys have in common?
A: They both dominate Bills.
Q: What is the difference between TV characters Dan and Roseanne Conner and the Clintons?
A: The Conners own their own home.
Q: What is the difference between Whitewater and Watergate?
A: No one died in Watergate.
Q: What is Hillary’s new nickname after her latest hairstyle?
A: Oldielocks.
Q: What are the administration’s favorite words in foreign policy?
A: We have not ruled out military force.
Q: What would one get with a donation to Rostenkowski’s legal fund?
A: A free stamp.
Q: Why are staff cuts so difficult for Clinton?
A: He can’t give a woman a pink slip without asking her to try it on first.
Q: Which of the following does not belong: AIDS, gonorrhea, herpes, or Bill Clinton?
A: Gonorrhea–it can be cured.
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March 27th, 2010 at 5:15 am #Robin Futch
Pre-Emptive Therapy – usage of drugs for herpes during selective periods in the sufferers life. Most commonly used by people who know what diet or lifestyle factors will trigger an outbreak, so they can medicate as needed. Those who control their herpes through supplements, diet or natural treatments will often utilise pre-emptive therapy when they know they are going through a stressful period (such as exams or a wedding), or when travelling or during holiday seasons when the diet and lifestyle is likely to change for a short period of time.