Oxymoron of the century:
Liberal Mastermind . . .
Whitewater Development

Bill Clinton . . . a good reason not to root for anyone playing Arkansas.

I don’t trust President Clinton or her husband.

The Clinton Administration: Stupid is as stupid does.

Democrats seem to think they have a monopoly on protest.

Bill Clinton virus – System makes lots of noise, but nothing happens.

[Post 1994 Election aftermath]
I hear that thousands of rafts overflowing with Democrats are washing up on the shores of Cuba.

“Bill and Hillary have provided the special prosecutor with every shred of evidence they have.” — Al Gore

President Bevis, Vice President Butthead
I thought that happened in November of 1992.

There was a line in George’s speech where he said I raised taxes one time and I lived to regret it. Bill Clinton did it 132 times and loved every minute.

“When Bill Clinton blows his taxophone, America will be singing the blues.” — George Bush

Clinton: “I will consult both sides of the issue on Free Trade.”
Reporter: “Uh, That would be you Governor Clinton!”

After seeing footage from the new movie “The Lion King,” I want to dedicate a movie to Bill Clinton. I’d like to call it “The Lion President.”