Vote Democrat… It’s easier than getting a job.

“They are Drawing Up Lists of Tax Increases and Cuts in Entitlement Programs. One Target: Big Corporations”

Which is worse, a Vice-President who can’t spell or a President who can’t add?

There are too many bills to pay without having to pay the one in Washington.

We were so poor that even Bill Clinton’s tax plan would’t call us rich.

“When Clinton said he was going to create 8 million new jobs, I didn’t think they were all going to be tax collectors.” — Jay Leno

The trouble with political jokes is that the dumbest one of them got elected President.

Election night
Bill: “Honey, we won!”
Hillary: “Honestly?!”
Bill: “Let’s not bring that up…”

Clinton is trying to tell us a no-frills medical care plan. Trouble is, medical care is a frill.

Bill: “Have you heard my last speech?”
Hillary: “No, I didn’t know it was the last one!”

Want to leave the other country absolutely devasted? Ruined? Unable to function for years?
Well, great, bring the troops home and send over some politicians.

One advantage Clinton has over past presidents is that doesn’t have to worry about how much time he should spend on his re-election campaign.

Is Whitewater used to wash the Yellow Streak off of Bill Clinton’s draft dodging back?