“Death, Taxes, and Democrats will always be with us, at least Death never gets any worse”

Why doesn’t Clinton have the courage to call his plan what it really is? “Socialism”

Clinton is not a “tax and spend” Democrat, he is a “contribute and invest” democrat.

On the Apirl 23, 1993 Tonight show, Jay Leno noted in his monologue that Clinton had broken so many promises that he has actually run out of promises to break! So he has asked his aids to bring him a list of all of Reagan’s and Bush’s promises so he can start working on breaking their promises too!

I’ve heard of the Clintons being referred to as Billary, combining Bill and Hillary. Well, why not switch it around and say “Hillbilly”… Hey! That fits all too well. And please I mean no offense to the President. Or her husband.

From The Simpsons in April of 1993:
[Bart] Didn’t you think there was something wrong when you were getting checks for doing nothing?
[Grandpa] I thought it was because the Democrats were back in power.

Reporter 1: The cult members seem totally brainwashed, and still place their blind faith in a false savior offering hollow promises of salvation!
Reporter 2: And that concludes our report from the Clinton White House.

The two U.S. cities with the highest alcohol consumption are Las Vegas and Washington, DC. The difference between the two is that in Washington the drunks are gambling with our money!

“Change, change, change… That’s all we’ll have in our pockets if Bill Clinton is elected president.” — George Bush

“Bill’s brother who who owns a band, Politics, will be playing at the inauguration if Bill Clinton gets elected. Bill’s brother will bring down the house just like Bill Clinton will bring down the country.” — MTV News