Clinton is doing the work of 3 men: Larry, Curly, and Moe.

If 50% of adults are illiterate, how come Bill only got 43% of the vote?

The good news about Clinton’s health care is that everyone will be covered. The bad news is that it will be with dirt.

If character is not an issue, why isn’t Ted Kennedy president?

Clinton floated a strike on baseball’s opening day but most of his pitches are high and to the left.

If Clinton wanted legislation to burn down the Capitol building, Republicans in the Senate would introduce a compromise bill to burn it down over three years.

Food stamps are rationed so what makes you think government-run health care won’t be?

No one can call Clinton a cheap taxpayer. Look at how much he is costing the taxpayers.

When Bill’s Congress passes a law, it’s a joke…but when Hillary tells a joke, it’ the law.

Ever since he met JFK, Clinton wanted to be president in the worst possible way…now he’s succeeding beyond his wildest dreams.

Oxymoron of 1994: Whitewater Development.

Have you heard about the new Bill Clinton doll? You pull the string and it never tells the same story twice!

A George Bush watch has no hands and says “read my lips.”
A Ross Perot watch only runs sometimes.
A Clinton watch has two faces and neither one works.

One thing’s sure about Clinton–he sure doesn’t neglect domestic affairs.

Bob Kerrey, when asked about Bill Clinton dodging the draft: “Do I care if he evaded the draft? Well, a part of me does.” [Mr. Kerrey lost a leg in Vietnam]

Bill Clinton. The perfect thing if pro wrestling is too complicated for you.

A 200 dollar hair cut? What kind of example does that set? With hair like Clinton’s, two hundred bucks isn’t enough to make it look right.