Clinton and Gore: They have what it takes to take what you’ve got!

“Carter is no longer the worst U.S. President”

“I am Clinton of Borg. Your incomes will be assimilated.”

Thank you, Bill Clinton, for costing me my job. I will repay you in 1996.

Hey Hillary! Shut-up and redecorate!

My other car was cancelled by the Clinton Tax Bill.

It’s the spending stupid!

If Clinton was the answer, it must have been a real stupid question!

Clinton in 1996–NOT!!

I’m not Fonda Clinton

Rodhamhood: She steals from everyone to give to the government.

Bill Clinton is living proof why stupid people shouldn’t vote.

Voter: “The joke’s over, bring back Bush.”

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Draft will begin production in Canada this year.

When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied, “I don’t know. I never had one.”