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Business one-liners 33




Some of it plus the rest of it is all of it.

Some see things as they are and ask ‘why?’; I dream of things that never were and ask ‘why not?’” – George Bernard Shaw

Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.

Sometimes I think we are alone in the universe. Sometimes I think we are not. In either case, the thought is quite staggering.

Sometimes too much drink is not enough.

Sometimes you’re the bird, and sometimes you’re the windshield.

Speak softly and own a big, mean doberman.

Stay in with the outs.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full public view.

Success can be insured only by devising a defense against failure of the contingency plan.

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