Government’s Law: There is an exception to all laws.

Grabel’s Law: 2 is not equal to 3, not even for large values of 2.

Gray’s Law of Programming: ‘n+1′ trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same time as ‘n’ tasks.

Green’s Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don’t know what you’re talking about.

Greener’s Law: Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.

Grelb’s Reminder: Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.

Gummidges’s Law: The amount of expertise varies in inverse proportion to the number of statements understood by the general public.