Cropp’s Law: The amount of work done varies inversely with the amount of time spent in the office.

Bo Diddeley’s Observation On The Law: Always take a lawyer with you, and bring another lawyer to watch him.

Bolub’s Fourth Law of Computerdom: Project teams detest weekly progress reporting because it so vividly manifests their lack of progress.

Deadline-Dan’s Demo Demonstration: The higher the “higher-ups” are who’ve come to see your demo, the lower your chances are of giving a successful one.

Demian’s Observation: There is always one item on the screen menu that is mislabeled and should read “Abandon hope all ye who enter here”.

DeVries’s Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don’t want hits the paper.

Dr. Caligari’s Comeback: A bad sector disk error occurs only after you’ve done several hours of work without performing a backup.