Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the bartender, “Give me ANYTHING BUT Coors!!”

And the bartender is like “Dude, this is Colorado, we ONLY sell Coors here!” And the man is like “But I have to drink something OTHER than Coors!!

See, last night I drank a case of Coors, and I blew chunks!!”

And the bartender says “Man, anyone who drank a case of ANY BEER would blow chunks!!”

And the man replies “No, you don’t understand, Chunks is my dog!”