I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
Ive heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but Im new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
Im a thief, and Im here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You must be the reason for global warming because youre hot.
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because theyve lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because youre the best a man can get!
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what Im here after.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and Im thirsty.
Baby you must be tired because youve been running through my mind all night!
Are you an overdue book? Because youve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Thats a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
You know, winning the lottery doesnt mean much when you have a weak heart.
If I had a garden Id put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, youde be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
Youll do.
Excuse me for interrupting and Im not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if youre packing that much ass.
You might as well sleep with me because Im going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
Its a good thing I have my library card, because Im checking you out.
Oh, sorry, Im reserved for someone else.
Damn, Im glad Im not blind!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
You look like my second wife! And Ive only been married once!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
If you were Sprite, Id obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Lets make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. Im not a poet, but damn girl, youre hot!
Hi. there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesnt mean much when you have a weak heart.