One day a brunnete was driving home from work, as she got out of the car she heard her blonde neighbor crying. “Oh my god what wrong?” the brunnete asked. “My mother just died!” said the blonde crying out. The brunette feeling sorry for the blonde comforted her for the whole day. The next day the brunette saw the blonde crying outside. “Now what the hell is wrong?!” said the brunette. “Ohh, it’s terrible…my sister called, and her mother died too!”