- “Vacation” means goin’ through Harrison on the way to Branson.
- Down South, to you, means Louisiana.
- You have no problem spelling or pronouncin’ Ouachita or Possum Grape.
- You know what Toad Suck and Booger Holler are.
- Your idea of a really great tenderloin is when the meat is twice as big as the bun and comes with cole slaw on top.
- You say catty-wampus and tumped over.
- Pulaski County is considered a foreign or exotic place.
- You consider being a “Beef Queen” an honor.
- You faithfully drink Pepsi, Mt. Dew, or Dr. Pepper everyday of your life.
- You know what a “cow drop” is.
- You have your own secret bbq sauce.
- You know how to snipe hunt.
- You or your neighbors have more hunting dogs than you have family members.
- You visit the Arkansas State Fair mainly to see your neighbor’s prize chicken.
- You’ve been invited to or had a bunkin’ party.
- You’d rather be No. 1 in football than No. 1 in education.
- You think that recycling means riding your bike down the same old path.
- You think orange barrels are really part of the interstate system.
- When the forecast calls for an inch of snow, you run out with all the other crazies to stand in line for three hours to buy a month’s worth of groceries. You drink sweet iced tea out of a sports bottle.
- Your traditional Thanksgiving dinner is a deep-fried turkey.
- You call a shopping cart a buggy.
- You see “No Hunting” signs are riddled with bullet holes.
- You think “Animal House” is the training film for incoming athletes at the University of Arkansas
- The three food groups are Velveeta, pork rinds and a six-pack.
- Everyone you think of as a “liberal” is either Methodist or Catholic.
- You think that Bill Clinton is a lyin’, cheatin’ sumbitch, but you’d still vote for him again in a heartbeat because he’s OUR lyin’ cheatin’ sumbitch.
- You’ve “offered” someone an “ass-whoopin’. “
- When you give directions they include “over yonder,” “down the road a piece,” and “right near.”
- You’re not commitment-phobic: you love God, guns and football.
- You’d rather have a Budweiser beer museum than a presidential library.
- You think pinto beans are nekkid without hamhocks, cornbread and buttermilk.
- Sweet milk and torn up biscuits in a glass is your favorite dessert.
- You think bagels are nothing but a cruel doughnut joke invented by some Yankee!
- You eat at Senor Tequila’s for atmosphere and Lolita’s Tex-Mex for salsa.
- You say, “I voted for Clinton to get him out of the state.”
- You own three cars and one license plate.
- Milk with light bread mixed together in a glass are a treat.
- All flying insects are known as SKEETERS.
- You are running the heat in the morning and the AC in the afternoon.
- You eat everything from a pig except the squeel.
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You take up a whole page talking trash about your own state!
- You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Arkansas.
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July 8th, 2010 at 3:33 pm #zerofreak
hahaha this stuff is true me bein from arkansas i say and have heard theses things alot