A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.
Somebody asked her how that could be possible.

“Well,” she said. “The first time I married an octogenarian and he
died before we could consummate the marriage.”

“The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our
wedding day.”

“The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just
sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going
to be.”